With compliments
The poem regrets
it cannot make use of the
enclosed editor.
Edward Hopper knew a good mystery when he painted one
Why, Summertime girl,
do you look so longingly
from your bottom step?
Mysteries of lust
There’s so much beauty;
where was it all when I was
young enough to care?
Finchley Central blues
Margaret Thatcher:
you ruined my salad days
but you’re senile now.
The vivisectionist’s question
Don’t you think monkeys
would experiment on us
if they were able?
Global warning
The weather seems worse
than it was in the old days;
but it’s hard to tell.
My new reality TV show
Eight men and women
locked in a house surrounded
by fake cameras.